Pairis

Pairis walked into the room and the silence broke. Like a loud scream in a library.

I tried to be nice. Pairis made me yell. And I didn't even swear.

Pairis is the reason I have a headache and a coffee addiction.

Pairis showed up at my party like a bad dream wearing heels and attitude.

I had to deal with Pairis for three hours. My soul is now missing.

Pairis is like a curse that comes with a side of drama.

Pairis talks so much that I started to lose my hearing.

Pairis is like a disaster wrapped in a diva.

Pairis came into my life and didn't leave. Not even for coffee.

Pairis is the trash fire of my life. And it's still burning.

Pairis is like a trash fire that came with a soundtrack and a drama queen.

Pairis showed up and turned my day into a trash fire. Literally.

Pairis walks in like she owns the place. And she kind of does.

Pairis thinks she's a goddess. I think she's just mad at the world.

Pairis is like a goddess with a temper and a bad attitude.

Pairis came into my life like a hurricane. And it was loud.

Pairis has a mouth full of venom and a heart full of drama.

Pairis is like a hurricane that never stops blowing.