Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Paire is a made-up fangirl word for the weird love mess between Peter Petrelli and Claire Bennet from the show Heroes. It’s not real, but fangirls are too stupid to care.

OMG I ship Paire so hard they should be together in the sequel

Why isn’t Paire canon it’s the best relationship

I would die if Peter and Claire didn’t end up together

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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Paired means you’re so sad you’re crying in the street. It’s like being kicked by life and then told to shut up.

I’m paired right now I just got dumped

Why is my life paired

I’m paired because I failed my math test

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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Paire is when a girl has two big melons and people can’t stop staring at them.

Look at her Paire they’re huge

I want her Paire

Her Paire is so good I would die

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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Paire is when you have two cards that match like a stupid kid who just learned to play cards.

I got a Paire of kings I’m so good

My Paire was weak I lost the game

I had the best Paire ever I won

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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Paire is just another word for big melons. It’s like saying boobs but with more attitude.

Her Paire is so big I’m jealous

I wish I had her Paire

Why is her Paire so good

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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Paire is when you have two things. It’s simple like two socks. Not complicated.

I have a Paire of socks

This is a Paire of shoes

They made a Paire of pants

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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Paire is when something happens to you and you get embarrassed so bad it hurts.

He made me Paire in front of everyone

I got Paire at school

She Paire’d me in the lunchroom

by Slangipedia 6d ago