pairage

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A fancy way to say you’ve got too many shoes and no idea where they all go.

My closet looks like a shoe warzone. Pairage? More like pain-rage.

I bought three pairs of sneakers yesterday. Now I’m questioning my life choices.

Pairage is when your mom calls and says, 'You have 17 shoes in the hallway.'

When two people who think they’re cool decide to legally stick together forever.

They got married because they thought it would make them cooler. It didn’t.

Pairage is like a friendship that went full legal and now has a tax bill.

My cousin’s pairage was the worst. They fought over who’d pay for the reception.