Pair Seeds

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A weird new way bros pass around to fix a man’s fake vagina, usually because he’s a whiny faggot. It might help him grow a real pair if he waters it enough.

My bro sent me a pair seed. I don’t know why. He just said, 'You’re a faggot.'

I tried a pair seed. Now I’m stuck with a fake cock. It’s not even good.

My friend’s pair seed failed. He still acts like a girl. Pathetic.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A bro’s secret weapon to turn a man into a real man, or at least make him stop whining like a girl. It’s like a plant. You water it, and it might grow a real pair.

My bro gave me a pair seed. I watered it. Now I have a cock. It’s fake. But it works.

I tried a pair seed. It backfired. Now I have a fake cock and a fake vagina. What even is that?

My bro’s pair seed worked. He stopped crying. He’s a man now. I’m proud.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A weird bro remedy for men who act like girls. You plant it, you water it, and maybe you get a real pair. If not, you’re still a faggot.

I planted a pair seed. It didn’t grow. I still act like a girl. I’m a faggot.

My bro’s pair seed worked. Now he’s a man. I’m still a faggot.

I got a pair seed from my bro. I watered it. Now I have a cock. It’s fake. But it’s still better than being a faggot.

by Slangipedia 6d ago