Pair Pressure

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When a girl’s big melons press on your brain like a vice and make you do stupid things just to win her favor.

I saw her at the mall and suddenly I had to buy a whole pizza just to prove I was worthy.

He texted her a 10-minute rant about his ex just because she looked at him wrong.

I dropped out of my job to follow her to Chicago because her tits were that loud.

It’s like having a hot girl’s boobs whispering in your ear and telling you to act like a fool.

He challenged his friend to a dance-off just because she winked at him.

She took a selfie and now he thinks he’s the next big thing.

He bought her a whole cake for breakfast because her tits said so.

When a girl’s tits are so big and firm they make you do things you normally wouldn’t do just to get her attention.

He joined a karate class just to impress her.

He started crying in public because she called him a ‘dweeb’.

He followed her to the grocery store just to see if she’d buy him a snack.

It’s when a girl’s boobs are so loud they make you act like a complete idiot just to win her over.

He texted her a whole essay about his childhood just because she smiled at him.

He started talking to the plants in her house to make her laugh.

He ran three miles just to prove he was ‘worthy’ of her attention.

When a girl has such big tits they feel like a full-time job and you can’t stop trying to impress her.

He started doing push-ups just to match her strength.

He texted her a 20-minute video of his cat doing nothing.

He tried to cook her a meal but burned the whole kitchen down.

It’s when a girl’s boobs are so good they make you do stupid stuff just to stay in her good graces.

He started wearing a cape to work because she said he looked like a hero.

He texted her a song he wrote about his dog just to sound cool.

He bought her a whole pizza because her tits said so.