Pair of Titties

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the reason you forget to breathe when something makes you go wild
I saw her in the hallway and forgot my lunch. Pair of titties!
He walked in wearing a shirt that showed everything. Pair of titties!
That billboard made me drop my phone. Pair of titties!
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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when something makes you so hot you think you'll catch fire
That guy in the bar had a pair of titties for a face.
I saw her in the grocery store and forgot my keys. Pair of titties!
My boss walked in and I forgot my job. Pair of titties!
by Slangipedia 6d ago
3
the thing that makes you forget your name and your dignity
She walked in and I forgot my name. Pair of titties!
He showed up in a tank top. Pair of titties!
My dog ran in and I forgot my dog. Pair of titties!
by Slangipedia 6d ago
4
the reason you start sweating when you see something good
That dress made me sweat. Pair of titties!
He walked in and I started sweating. Pair of titties!
I saw her in the park and my shirt got wet. Pair of titties!
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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the thing that makes you drop everything and stare
I dropped my coffee. Pair of titties!
He walked in and I stared. Pair of titties!
I dropped my phone. Pair of titties!
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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the reason you get distracted and forget your life
That song made me forget my life. Pair of titties!
She walked in and I forgot my name. Pair of titties!
I saw him and I forgot my job. Pair of titties!
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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