Pair of Marys

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Two people who think they're the boss of everything and get all bent out of shape over tiny little things that nobody cares about.

My mom and her best friend argue about which brand of cereal is better for 3 hours.

My uncle and his buddy yell at the barista for giving them the wrong coffee.

My neighbor and her friend scream at each other over a parking spot like it's a warzone.

Michael Scott and Stanley from The Office, because they’re the only ones who think they’re actually important.

Michael yells at the printer like it owes him money.

Stanley stares at the coffee machine like it just insulted his mom.

They argue about the office printer like it’s a matter of life and death.

Two loud, cackling women who think they're the best thing since sliced bread, but everyone else just rolls their eyes and keeps eating.

They laugh at the bar like they’re the only ones who matter.

They argue with the waitstaff over the soup like it’s a personal attack.

They scream at the TV like it’s their enemy.