Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

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a dumbass time traveler goes back to the past and builds a dock somewhere stupid then shoves a future version of themselves into the present to make everyone build another dock next to the old one because they’re too lazy to just use the first one
I went back in time and built a dock in the 1800s. Now I’m stuck in 2025 making people build another one next to it. This is the worst time travel ever.
My grandpa was a time traveler. He built a dock in the 1920s. Now I have to build another one next to it. Why? Because he’s a dumbass.
I went back to 1789 and built a dock. Now I’m stuck in 2024 trying to convince people to build another one because I can’t just use the one I made.
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some idiot from the future goes back in time to build a dock, then shoves a modern version of themselves into the present to make everyone build another dock because they’re too dumb to just use the original one
I built a dock in the 1600s. Now I’m stuck in 2023 trying to make people build another one. I’m not doing this anymore.
My great-great-great-nephew went back in time and built a dock. Now I have to build another one. This is the worst family legacy ever.
I went back in time to build a dock. Now I’m stuck in 2024 telling people they need another one. I’m not even that smart.
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a time traveler goes back to build a dock, then pushes their future self into the present to make everyone build another one just because they’re too lazy to use the first one
I built a dock in 1872. Now I’m in 2025 telling people to build another one. This is the worst time travel I’ve ever done.
My cousin went back in time and built a dock. Now he’s stuck in 2024 trying to convince people to build another one. He’s the worst.
I went back and built a dock. Now I’m stuck telling people they need another one. I don’t even know why I did this.
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