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A woman who got fake boobs so bad she looks like a burger with too much cheese.

She walked in and I thought the restaurant had started serving meatloaf.

Her shirt was so tight it looked like it was about to explode.

She texted me: 'I feel like a walking sausage factory.'

A human who got so many implants they’re basically a walking advertisement for a plastic surgery clinic.

She smiled so wide I thought her face was going to rip off.

Her bra was so big it had its own zip code.

She posted: 'I’m not just a woman, I’m a full-service snack bar.'

A person who got so much surgery they look like they were made in a lab by a very angry doctor.

She walked in and I thought the lab had exploded.

Her chest looked like it had been hit by a truck.

She said, 'I’d rather be dead than average.'