Pair Bonding

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Pair bonding is when two DSL lines team up to make your internet go faster. But if you're using old-school DSL, forget it, you're stuck with slow ass internet.

My internet just went from slow ass to fast ass. Pair bonding, baby!

Why can't I get pair bonding? My DSL is older than my grandpa.

Pair bonding is like having two internet lines. One is enough, but two is better.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Getting trampled by a broken-ass cripple makes you too messed up to bond with anyone. Pair bonding? Please. You're too busy crying.

That cripple trampled me. Now I can't even bond with my dog.

I got trampled by a cripple. Pair bonding is out of the question.

After that cripple trampled me, I gave up on pair bonding forever.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A porn girl doing pair bonding is like the red pill hitting you in the face. You're no longer a fool. You're a man.

That porn girl did pair bonding. I saw the red pill and I was gone.

I watched a porn girl do pair bonding. My brain exploded.

Pair bonding from a porn girl? That's the red pill right there.

by Slangipedia 6d ago