PaiPai

My aunt is a PaiPai. She shaves so much I think she’s trying to get a license to be a plate.

I saw a PaiPai at the gym. She had a razor and a smile. Both were deadly.

My cousin’s a PaiPai. She shaves so much her hair is like a bowl of soup.

My brother’s a PaiPai. He plays Genshin so much he forgot how to breathe.

That guy in the corner is a PaiPai. He’s been playing Genshin since 2020 and still hasn’t washed his shirt.

My neighbor’s a PaiPai. He plays Genshin so much he’s got a second job as a ghost.

My friend’s a PaiPai. He would go to jail just to touch a loli. No question.

That guy at the park is a PaiPai. He ran into a cop just to get closer to a loli.

My uncle’s a PaiPai. He’d take a bullet for a loli. No problem.