Paint.stew

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A fireball of a person who thinks they're cool and can't stop talking about Zoë Hange, even though she's just a made-up character from a show that's way better than your life.

Paint. stew: I saw Zoë Hange in my dreams last night. She said I was cute. I believe her. #ZoeHangeIsMyFuture

Paint. stew: I'm going to marry Zoë Hange. She's real. I just haven't told my mom yet.

Paint. stew: My crush is Zoë Hange. My life is Zoë Hange. My dog is Zoë Hange. I'm done.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A person who's so hot and ridiculous they think they're the main character of Attack on Titan, even though they're just a side character in real life.

Paint. stew: I just stared into Zoë Hange's eyes. My soul left my body. I'm now a zombie. #ZoeHangeZombie

Paint. stew: Zoë Hange is my ex. My current crush is Zoë Hange. My dog is Zoë Hange. I'm cursed.

Paint. stew: Zoë Hange is the only thing that makes my Monday bearable. I just screamed in my cereal.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A human who's so cool and stupid they believe Zoë Hange is real, even though they're just a figment of their overactive imagination and bad life choices.

Paint. stew: I just texted Zoë Hange. She replied. I'm now a god. #ZoeHangeIsAGod

Paint. stew: My crush is Zoë Hange. I proposed to Zoë Hange. Zoë Hange said yes. I'm now engaged to a fictional character.

Paint. stew: Zoë Hange is my everything. My dog is Zoë Hange. My job is Zoë Hange. I'm done with life.

by Slangipedia 6d ago