Paintinography

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Porn that’s like a painting, but with more meat and less brain.
That painting of the guy in a tuxedo looked like he was about to rip his shirt off.
The art teacher said it was a masterpiece, but I saw a lot of leg.
The painting had a man and a woman, but the woman had no idea what was happening.
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When an almost grown-up tries to look cool on a painting, but it’s just a bunch of half-hard stuff.
The painting had a guy with a mustache and a half-hard thing. He looked confused.
The art class thought it was deep, but it was just a guy standing there looking awkward.
The painting had a man with a shirt that was barely holding on.
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