Painting the roses red

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A woman getting her period, like a curse from the devil. It’s like being on the rag, but way worse, like being stuck in a toilet for a week.

My mom said she was painting the roses red again, and I knew it was time for her to take a break from life.

She kept screaming about painting the roses red, and I knew it was her period and not just a bad day.

My sister tried to hide her period by wearing a cape, but it didn’t stop her from painting the roses red.

When you mess up so bad, you try to fix it with a bunch of nonsense, like a kid trying to cover up a broken leg with glitter.

He tried to hide his mistake by yelling, 'I’m painting the roses red!' like it was some kind of magic.

She spilled coffee on her boss’s shirt and then said she was painting the roses red to make it better.

He tried to fix his broken phone by drawing roses on it, claiming he was painting the roses red.

When a girl has her period and goes for it, and the guy ends up looking like a tomato after getting hit with a flood of blood.

He said he didn’t mind painting the roses red, but then he saw her blood and ran away screaming.

They had sex on her period, and he ended up looking like a red balloon after it was done.

He got covered in blood like he was in a fight with a meat grinder, all because of painting the roses red.