Painting the Prostate

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A guy slaps testosterone cream on his finger and shoves it up another guy’s butt to rub his prostate like it’s a dirty job. Bodybuilders do this like it’s a regular Tuesday.
My bro just painted my prostate and called it a 'biogenesis boost.'
The gym guy tried to Dr. T me and I almost peed my shorts.
My coach paints my prostate every time I lose a match.
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Putting T-cream on your finger and sticking it in someone else’s butt to give them a prostate rub. It’s like getting a massage from a sweaty, hairy, hormone-filled finger.
My dad paints my prostate and says it’s the ‘best way to grow.’
The guy at the gym painted my prostate and I still smell like testosterone.
My friend paints my prostate and calls it a ‘prostate party.’
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When a guy takes T-cream and shoves it up another guy’s butt to give their prostate a special rub. It’s like getting a butt exam from a guy who thinks he’s a doctor.
My workout buddy painted my prostate and I had to take a break from lifting.
The fake doctor paints the prostate of famous athletes and calls it a ‘biogenesis boost.’
My coach paints my prostate and says it’s the ‘best way to grow.'
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Putting T-cream on your finger and shoving it up someone’s butt to rub their prostate. It’s like getting a finger up your butt and calling it a workout.
My bro painted my prostate and called it a ‘Dr. T moment.’
The guy at the gym paints my prostate and I swear it’s the worst thing ever.
My coach paints my prostate and I get a headache from all the T-cream.
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A guy takes T-cream, sticks it up another guy’s butt, and rubs their prostate like it’s a job. It’s like getting a prostate rub from a guy who thinks he’s a doctor.
My dad paints my prostate and says it’s the ‘best way to grow.’
The guy at the gym painted my prostate and I had to take a break from lifting.
My coach paints my prostate and I get a headache from all the T-cream.
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When a guy slaps T-cream on his finger and shoves it up another guy’s butt to give their prostate a special rub. It’s like getting a butt exam from a guy who thinks he’s a doctor.
My coach paints my prostate and I get a headache from all the T-cream.
The fake doctor paints my prostate and I get a headache from all the T-cream.
My bro paints my prostate and calls it a ‘biogenesis boost.’
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