Painting the porch

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When you slather your partner's junk with your goop while pounding them like a drum from behind.
He painted the porch so hard I thought my pants would explode.
She said I was painting the porch like a madman.
I got painted on the porch and couldn't stop laughing.
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Choosing to tongue wrestle in your ex's bed instead of actually painting her mom's porch.
I painted the porch instead of doing my chores again.
He painted the porch and missed his flight.
She painted the porch and got a detention.
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