Painting the peach

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When a guy pulls his dingus out of a lady's snatch and blasts his cum all over her outer lips like he’s trying to cover a canvas in a art class, and then uses his weenie to smear it around like a messy kid with finger paint.
My man just did the painting the peach and I swear it looked like a Jackson Pollock painting.
She was screaming 'Don’t paint the peach!' but he didn’t listen.
He came out of the bathroom and said, 'I painted the peach so hard I think I might’ve broken my penis.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy pulls his sausage out of a lady's hole and shoots his jizz on her butt, then uses his wiener to smear it all over like he’s trying to make a masterpiece out of her ass.
He said he painted the peach so hard it felt like he was doing a mural on her backside.
She told him, 'You painted the peach like it was the last day of art class.'
He was so proud of his peach painting, he took a selfie with his cum-covered fingers.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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