Painting the garage

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when you give a woman a really good tongue workout while she’s wearing your favorite shirt.

I painted the garage in the middle of a Zoom meeting.

My mom found out I painted the garage and flipped her lid.

I painted the garage and got grounded for a week.

when you give a woman a face full of pleasure while your neighbor is mowing the lawn.

I painted the garage while my brother was eating cereal.

My neighbor saw everything and now teases me every day.

I painted the garage and my dog ran away in terror.

when you give a woman a full body experience while your dad is watching TV.

I painted the garage and my dad walked in like he knew what was happening.

I painted the garage while my dad was eating pizza.

I painted the garage and my dad started laughing at me.