Painting the cistern chapel

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Shitting so hard and so much that the toilet looks like it got hit by a mudslide and a dump truck at the same time.

I painted the cistern chapel so bad my mom had to clean the toilet with a rag and a curse.

He painted the cistern chapel so hard the toilet started crying.

I painted the cistern chapel so much my brother asked if the toilet had a second job.

When your poop is so big and wild it feels like the toilet is getting attacked by a herd of angry cows.

She painted the cistern chapel so bad the toilet was like, 'I need a vacation.'

He painted the cistern chapel so much the toilet started screaming.

I painted the cistern chapel so hard my dad had to call the plumber.

Shitting so much and so fast it looks like the toilet is trying to throw a party and it’s covered in brown confetti.

I painted the cistern chapel so much my brother had to take a picture of the toilet.

She painted the cistern chapel so bad the toilet was like, 'I’m done.'

He painted the cistern chapel so hard the toilet started giving speeches.