Painting the Bucket

I faked my own death so my ex would think I was gone for good. Turns out she just moved on to my best friend.

He died in the middle of a pizza party. No one believed it until he came back 2 days later.

She made a fake funeral and cried so hard, the priest thought she was actually sad.

He skipped the exam and just texted the teacher that he was sick. He wasn't. He was just tired of studying.

She took the easy way out by just copying her friend's homework. No effort, no brain cells used.

He didn't want to do the work, so he just sat in the back and watched the movie.

He waited until she was asleep and poured a whole bucket of poop on her. She woke up screaming and covered in filth.

She waited until he was snoring and threw a pile of poop right on his face. He thought it was a prank at first.

He waited until she was passed out and dropped a mountain of poop on her. She thought it was a dream until she woke up.