Painting the basement

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When a guy pulls out his willy and lets go of a massive load all over his girl’s butt and legs like it's a fire hazard.
My man just painted the basement and I'm still cleaning up.
She said she'd take the hit, but I didn't know it'd be that much.
He came in like a hurricane and left like a flood.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a dude dumps his sperm all over his girl’s crotch and doesn’t care if she smells like a wet dog for days.
He painted the basement and now she’s mad at me.
She told him to stop, but he just kept going.
He said it was art. I said it was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a guy spills his load all over his girlfriend’s butt like it’s a paintball game and she’s the target.
He painted the basement and she’s still sore from it.
It was supposed to be a surprise, but it turned into a mess.
She laughed at first, but now she’s plotting revenge.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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