Painting-Portrait ART

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Let our artists stab you with paint until your portrait looks like a screaming potato. Cheap prices, no promises.

I paid $50 for my portrait and it looks like a drunk raccoon.

My mom’s portrait is so bad it made my dog cry.

The artist said he’d paint me like a king. I look like a confused tomato.

We’ll paint your face so badly it might make your enemies proud. No extra charge for the crying.

My portrait looks like it was done by a blind man with a broken brush.

They painted my dad’s face so wrong, he thinks he’s a ghost.

My portrait has more layers than my grandma’s lies.

We paint your face until it looks like it was hit by a truck. You get what you pay for, which is basically nothing.

My portrait looks like it was drawn by a toddler with a broken crayon.

They painted my face so wrong, my cat thinks I’m a monster.

My portrait is so bad, my brother says it’s a work of art.