Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you smear goo on your fingers and then sit there like a fat kid who just got caught eating the last of the cookies.

I painted my nails and then fell asleep for three hours.

She painted her nails and still managed to spill coffee on her shirt.

He painted his nails and then cried because he broke a nail.

2

A person or thing that is so annoying it could make a saint swear and a dog howl.

My mom is the worst painting nails I’ve ever had to deal with.

That kid in class is the painting nails of my life.

This app is the painting nails of the digital age.

3

A fancy way to say a girl is touching herself, and it came from a website that probably has more nonsense than a classroom.

She was painting nails and I knew she was up to something.

He said she was painting nails, and I believed him.

She painted her nails in the bathroom and left a trail of glitter.

4

When a girl is touching herself and maybe even doing it while her period is on, like she’s trying to get comfortable and it’s a total mess.

She painted her nails red and I know what that means.

Her period came, and she painted her nails red like it was a war.

She painted her nails red and then cried because she had cramps.

5

A guarantee that you’ll get laid, like it’s written in the stars or some guy’s head.

He said painting nails and I believed him.

She painted her nails and I knew I was getting laid.

He promised painting nails and I took it seriously.

6

A way to say nail polish without actually saying it, like you’re trying to avoid getting yelled at for being clumsy.

I said painting nails instead of nail polish.

She used painting nails because she was scared of getting in trouble.

He whispered painting nails because he was too lazy to say it out loud.

7

What a woman does when she doesn’t work and just sits around looking fancy, like she’s the queen of the couch.

She’s the painting nails of the house.

My mom is the painting nails of our family.

She gets paid to paint her nails and it’s the best job ever.