Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The worst art tool ever made. It's like drawing with a crayon in a landfill. Kids use it. Adults should be ashamed.

My cousin drew a dragon in Paint and it looked like a blob with a mustache.

My teacher said my portrait looked like a sad potato.

I tried to draw a cat and it looked like a confused sock.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

2

Snorted cocaine. The white powder you blow up your nose like a madman.

I painted it like I was in a war with a nose.

My friend painted it so hard he cried.

She painted it and then fell over like a drunk chicken.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

3

The spot in basketball where you fight like a bunch of dumbasses. Bunch of loudmouths think they're kings in the paint, but they're just loud and bad at basketball.

Waka Flocka thinks he's king in the paint, but he’s just loud and bad.

That guy in the paint was like a confused goat.

My cousin tried to go hard in the paint and got blocked like a baby.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

4

The big box in the middle of the court. Where all the dumbasses try to dominate.

The paint is like a battlefield for the weak.

He went to the paint and got blocked like a fool.

The paint is where the losers try to look tough.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

5

When a gay man poops on another man’s penis. Usually happens when the bottom is messy or the top is too greedy.

He painted it like he was a pig in a toilet.

That guy painted it and screamed like a baby.

He painted it so hard he cried.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

6

Smoking weed like it's your last breath. You're high, you're happy, you're just a mess.

I painted it with my friends and we all got high.

She painted it and fell asleep on the couch.

We painted it and my dog got high too.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

7

Drunk so bad you don’t know your own face. Like you’ve been hit by a truck and your brain is on fire.

He painted it and tried to dance like a fool.

She painted it and cried on my shoulder.

I painted it and talked to my wall like it was my best friend.

by Slangipedia 6d ago