Painting a Picasso

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When a guy goes full-on ejaculation mode on a woman's tummy, back, or face like it's his final exam and he's trying to pass with a perfect score.
He painted a Picasso on her stomach during lunch break. Her coworkers were confused but impressed.
She got a Picasso on her back during a movie. The whole theater was silent for 10 minutes.
He painted a Picasso on her face and called it a 'modern art masterpiece.'
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When you take a dump so hard it looks like the toilet bowl just got a new abstract painting from the most chaotic artist in the universe.
He painted a Picasso in the toilet and it looked like a war zone.
She exploded a Picasso in the bowl and the toilet was screaming for mercy.
He did a Picasso so big it clogged the drain and the toilet started crying.
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