Painter's Snuffjob

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Eating paint like it's a snack and ending up dead because you’re an idiot
I thought the paint was chips. Turns out I was wrong.
He ate the paint. Now he’s a ghost.
She tried to eat the paint. Now she’s a legend.
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Putting paint in your mouth and dying because you’re a moron
He thought the paint was candy. Now he’s in the afterlife.
She licked the paint. Now she’s dead.
They ate paint. Now they’re ghosts.
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Trying to eat paint and dying because you’re a fool
He thought the paint was a snack. Now he’s a ghost.
She tried to eat paint. Now she’s a legend.
They mistook paint for food. Now they’re dead.
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