Painters Pludger

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A painter who finally admits they've never had sex and now gets hard from paint brushes they smear with melted fake butter and then shoves it up their ass like it's a college degree.
My art teacher got a PhD in lube and paint.
He tried to explain it to his dog and the dog left.
She got a job at the butter factory and now she's a legend.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A painter who gives up on dating and starts licking paint brushes full of buttery sludge and then eats it like it's a hot meal.
He got a tattoo of a paint brush and now it's a shrine.
She turned her studio into a church of butter.
He started dating his mop and now they have two kids.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A painter who gives up on love and starts sniffing paint brushes soaked in melted butter and then farts it out like it's a symphony.
He got a standing ovation from the paint store.
She started a band called 'The Butter Boys.'
He married his roller and now they have a kid named 'Brush.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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