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When you sit your boss down and tell him you'll do anything for more cash, even if it sounds like you're about to take a job at a porn shop.
My boss just got threatened by a raise-demanding lunatic who said they'd work at a strip club if needed.
She told her boss she'd eat a taco at 3am if he gave her a raise.
He said he'd work at a fast food place for a raise and that was just the beginning.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a girl is bleeding out of her pants like she’s been stabbed and it’s not even a horror movie.
She came to work and looked like she’d been attacked by a man in a bathroom.
He had to leave the room because she was bleeding out of her pants like a meatball.
She walked in and said, 'I'm on my period, and I'm not in the mood for your nonsense.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a girl is bleeding out of her pants like she’s been stabbed and it’s not even a horror movie.
She came to work and looked like she’d been attacked by a man in a bathroom.
He had to leave the room because she was bleeding out of her pants like a meatball.
She walked in and said, 'I'm on my period, and I'm not in the mood for your nonsense.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who wears white clothes and thinks he’s fancy because he paints stuff for a living. He works with a ladder on a van and is usually in a union if he’s not the lowest paid.
He wears white pants like he’s trying to look like a fancy man from a movie.
He showed up in a white van and said he was here to paint the building.
He’s in a union, so he gets all the fancy benefits and the others get none.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a woman is on her period, and it’s the worst time of the month for everyone around her to deal with.
She came in and started crying because her period hit like a freight train.
He said he didn’t want to be near her because she was on her period and it was going to be a nightmare.
She told him to stay away because she was on her period and she didn’t want to deal with his nonsense.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A soldier who sneaks into enemy land and messes up their radar so the missiles can hit the right target. Usually some dumb machine they can’t find.
He sneaked in and messed up their radar like a kid in a candy store.
He had to find a dumb machine in the middle of nowhere to make the missiles hit.
He said he was just there to mess up their radar and that was it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who paints for a living and stays up way too late to finish his art. He’s probably been sleeping on the floor for weeks.
He’s been up all night painting and looks like a ghost.
He came in looking like he hadn’t slept in days and was still working on his painting.
He said he’d rather stay up and paint than sleep and it was a total mess.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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