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When used stuff gets sprayed with paint by lazy dealers just to make it look like it was taken care of, even though it probably got run over by a truck and cursed at.
The used car looked like it had a shower and a massage, but it still reeked of regret.
That fridge was painted so hard, it probably got promoted.
The couch looked brand new, but it still had the same bad vibes as the last one.
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Apprentices painting old junk just because they had nothing better to do and wanted to avoid getting yelled at by the boss.
He painted the toaster like it was going to win a beauty pageant.
She gave the broken chair a coat of paint and called it a 'rebirth.'
They painted the old microwave and now it looks like it belongs in a museum.
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