painted whore

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A girl who shoves her face in a mirror every morning like it's a dating app and only hooks up with guys who can afford her plastic surgery payments.

'She's a painted whore, only dates rich guys so she can keep buying new fake eyelashes.'

'That girl’s got more fillers than my grandma’s got pills.'

'She showed up to the party with a face like a raccoon who won the lottery.'

A girl who thinks her face is a masterpiece, but it’s just a mess of glitter and lies.

'She came to the club with so much makeup on, she looked like a pizza that exploded.'

'That girl's face is a crime scene, like someone threw glitter at her and called it art.'

'She wore so much mascara, I thought she was crying for money.'

A guy who spends more time playing NBA 2K than having real sex, just paints points on a virtual girl and calls it a day.

'He’s such a painted whore, he’d rather play video games than go out with me.'

'He spends all his money on fake hair and NBA 2K instead of getting a real girlfriend.'

'That guy plays NBA 2K so much, he probably has more virtual girlfriends than real ones.'

A prostitute who looks like she got hit by a glitter bomb and charges you for the mess.

'She’s a painted whore, paid her to be my date, but I looked like a clown at the end of it.'

'That girl charges more than a gym membership just to look like she came from a makeup store.'

'She was so covered in makeup, I thought she was wearing a face mask for a crime.'

A guy named Dean who’s called a painted whore just because he looks like someone paid him to be ugly.

'Dean is a painted whore, no one knows why, but everyone keeps saying it.'

'They call him a painted whore, but I think he just needs more eyeliner.'

'Even Jensen Ackles thinks Dean is a painted whore.'

Makeup that sluts wear to look good, like they’re trying to win a beauty pageant with a face full of lies.

'She’s got more makeup on than my mom has jewelry.'

'That girl looks like she tried to paint her face and failed at it.'

'Her makeup is so bad, I think she was wearing a mask for the whole party.'

A woman who wears so much makeup, her face looks like it came from a clown’s closet and charges people to look at it.

'That girl looks like she was born in a makeup store.'

'She has more layers of makeup than my grandma has layers of lies.'

'Her face is like a painting that someone threw glitter at and called it art.'