Painted pony

Fresh Trending

4 views · Added 6d ago · 2 definitions

When you slap your lover's butt so hard it looks like you painted a pony with your hand.

My mom did a painted pony so hard my dad thought the mailman got hit by a truck.

At the party, I did a painted pony so loud the cops showed up.

He did a painted pony so hard I got a free tattoo.

When you light up a joint and take a big hit like it’s your last chance to breathe.

I sMOke some Marijuana so hard I turned my cousin into a stoner.

She sMOke some Marijuana so much her dog started talking.

He sMOke some Marijuana so much he forgot his own name.