painted middle finger

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Painting your middle finger means you’re so gay you think art is a substitute for actual sex.

My cousin painted his finger and called it a masterpiece. I called him a masterpiece of stupidity.

She painted her middle finger on the bus and cried when someone laughed at her.

He tried to flirt with me by showing off his painted finger. I told him I’d rather date a toilet.

If you paint your middle finger, you're not just gay, you’re bragging about it in every public place.

He painted his finger at the mall and walked around like he was famous.

She posted a photo of her painted finger online and got 3 likes. That’s how much people care.

My friend painted his finger during lunch and got sent to the principal's office.

Painting your middle finger is like saying you’re too lazy to actually be attractive.

He painted his finger instead of doing his hair. I asked him if he even knew what attractiveness was.

She showed me her painted finger and said it was the best part of her life. I didn’t believe her.

My brother painted his middle finger and called it a ‘fancy look.’ It looked like a science experiment gone wrong.