painted maypole

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#prom disaster#face of doom#clown nightmare

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a skyscraper of a girl who slaps on enough makeup to cover the fact she’s got the face of a raccoon who fell into a dumpster.
She showed up to prom looking like she’d been dipped in glitter and hit with a brick.
Her face is so caked on I think it might fall off during the dance.
She tried to look fancy but looked like a Halloween ghost who got into a fight.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a human lollipop stick with enough makeup to make a clown blush.
Her face is so thick I think it might be hiding a second head.
She walked in and looked like she’d been dipped in glitter and glued to a pole.
She tried to smile but her whole face screamed ‘I’m tired, I’m ugly, and I don’t care.’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a girl so tall and made up she looks like she was painted by a madman with a tube of glitter.
She showed up looking like someone tried to glue a disco ball to her face.
Her makeup is so thick it’s probably holding her together.
She walked in and looked like a raccoon who’d been dipped in confetti.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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