painted hero

Fresh

0 views · Added 1h ago · 4 definitions

A fake celebrity who thinks their movie role makes them cool; they act like they saved the world when they just wore a mask.

I’m not just an actor, I’m a god!

That guy got paid to pretend he was brave.

He’s more of a superhero than my dad.

A sports jock who thinks they’re legendary because they got lucky; they think the crowd cheers for them, not their stupid face.

He scored a goal, now he thinks he’s invincible.

They gave him a trophy, not a brain.

He’s like a dog who thinks he’s a lion.

A fake hero who got rich playing pretend; they think their costume makes them special, but it's just a piece of fabric.

He wears a cape like it’s a real power.

That character is more famous than him.

He’s just a guy in a mask with bad hair.

A comic book character who thinks they are real; they have no idea what the word ‘real’ means and probably never will.

He’s a character, not a person.

He fights aliens but can’t do his taxes.

He’s more imaginary than my cousin.