Painted Glove

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When you shove your hand up someone's butt and spin it around like a lazy painter trying to cover a wall with crumby brown sludge

My cousin did this to my dog and now the dog won't stop licking my hand

I did this to my friend during a Zoom call and he screamed like a girl

My mom tried this and now she smells like a toilet and regret

Putting your hand in someone's butt and spinning it like a crazy person trying to paint the inside of a sewer with poop

At the party, my dad did this to my uncle and it made the whole room laugh

I did this to my crush and now we're both stuck in a relationship

My brother tried this and got stuck in my sister's butt for 10 minutes

When you stick your hand in a butt and twist it like you’re trying to mix a paint color but the only paint you got was someone’s poop

My friend did this in the bathroom and now he’s covered in crap

I did this to my teacher and got sent to the principal’s office

My brother did this to my little sister and now she won’t stop crying