painted gezabelle

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A walking, talking chunk of old-timey trash who sold her body for money and probably got beaten by her own grandma.

"She was a painted gezabelle back in the day. Now she’s just a sad lady with bad knees."

"That woman used to be a painted gezabelle. Now she's just a bag of chips and regret."

"My great-great-aunt was a painted gezabelle, and I still feel bad about it sometimes."

A guy who got tricked into taking the bullet for someone else while the real loser ran off laughing.

"He was a painted gezabelle. The bullet went through him, and the mofo just walked away."

"That dude was a painted gezabelle. He took the shot so some other jackass could live."

"The guy got jewed into being a painted gezabelle. Poor bastard didn’t even get a thank you."