Painted for filth

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Painted for filth means your face is so good it won’t quit. Even if you get knocked down by a skunk, you still look like a queen.
I got drenched in wine and still looked like a goddess. Painted for filth, baby.
That mess of glitter and sweat? I was painted for filth.
You threw a cup of soda at me. I still looked good. Painted for filth.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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If you’re painted for filth, your face can survive anything. Like a trash fire, or a screaming toddler, or a hot mess of glitter.
I walked through a trash can and still had my eyeliner on. Painted for filth.
That glitter explosion? I was painted for filth.
You threw glitter in my face. I still looked good. Painted for filth.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Painted for filth is when your face looks good even after you’ve been through hell. Like a pizza oven, or a screaming fan, or a whole mess of glitter.
I got hit by a pizza and still looked good. Painted for filth.
You threw confetti in my face. I still looked like a queen. Painted for filth.
That screaming fan? I was painted for filth.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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If you’re painted for filth, your face doesn’t care if you get smashed by a glitter bomb. It just stays perfect.
I got hit by a glitter bomb and still looked good. Painted for filth.
That glitter explosion? I was painted for filth.
You threw confetti at me. I still looked like a goddess. Painted for filth.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Painted for filth is when your face is so good it doesn’t flinch. Even if you get knocked over by a screaming toddler or a glitter explosion.
That screaming toddler? I was painted for filth.
I got knocked over by glitter. I still looked good. Painted for filth.
You threw glitter in my face. I still looked like a queen. Painted for filth.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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If you’re painted for filth, your face stays perfect no matter what. Even if you walk through a trash can or get hit by a pizza.
I walked through a trash can and still looked good. Painted for filth.
You hit me with a pizza. I still looked like a goddess. Painted for filth.
That glitter mess? I was painted for filth.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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