painted cooler

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Sorority girls make these coolers to show off. They paint them with stuff the person likes, but they also add random trash like neon glitter and hot dog slogans.
I painted my cooler with Taylor Swift lyrics and a picture of a hot dog wearing sunglasses.
My brother got a cooler covered in pizza sauce and the word 'bachelor' written in crayon.
My friend’s cooler had a full portrait of Drake and a sign that said 'No Snitching'.
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These coolers are basically love letters but with paint. If you don’t get one, you’re the weirdo who didn’t make it to formals.
My cooler had a picture of my crush and a message that said 'I will beat you at trivia.'
My sister’s cooler was all pink and covered in unicorn stickers.
My cooler had a big sign that said 'I will never drink soda again'.
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You paint these coolers to make everyone jealous. You don’t just do it for fun, you do it because your life depends on it.
My cooler was covered in glitter, a picture of my dog, and the words 'I am not a loser.'
I painted mine with my favorite band and wrote 'I will beat you at karaoke' in big letters.
Mine had a full-sized portrait of me wearing sunglasses and saying 'I rule formals.'
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These coolers are like your personal billboard. If you don’t make one, people think you’re a failure.
Mine had the words 'I am not a basic girl' and a picture of my cat wearing a crown.
My cooler had a message that said 'I will beat you at trivia.'
Mine had the words 'I will never drink soda again' and a sign that said 'Formals 2025'
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You paint these coolers to look cooler than everyone else. If you don’t, people laugh at you in the hallway.
My cooler had a full portrait of my crush and said 'I am not a basic girl.'
Mine was covered in glitter, neon stickers, and the words 'I rule formals.'
Mine had a sign that said 'I will beat you at trivia' and a picture of my dog wearing sunglasses.
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