Painted Black

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Getting called the worst version of yourself by someone who thinks they’re better than you.
My mom said I was painted black because I failed math again.
My ex said I was painted black because I cheated on him with his sister.
My friend got painted black because he ate my last pizza slice.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A song by the Rolling Stones that makes you feel like you're in a war and you're not ready to die yet.
I blasted Paint It Black during my final exam and got a 100.
My dad plays Paint It Black every time he gets fired.
I texted my crush the lyrics to Paint It Black and now we’re dating.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A super good song that became a joke because some stupid game made it popular and now everyone thinks they’re a Rolling Stone fan.
My cousin thinks he’s a Rolling Stone because he plays Paint It Black on Guitar Hero.
My teacher says Paint It Black is the best song ever, even though she’s never heard of the Rolling Stones.
My brother’s whole life is Paint It Black now.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Black paint is everywhere and it’s the worst. It’s like your heart got broken by someone who didn’t even touch it, but you’re the one who messed it up.
My heart got painted black because I broke up with my crush.
My dog got painted black because I left him alone for a week.
My mom got painted black because she yelled at me for eating my last cookie.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A phrase so politically incorrect that it’s like saying your grandma’s name in public.
My teacher said Paint It Black was too politically incorrect to use in class.
My dad used Paint It Black in a speech and got yelled at by his boss.
My mom said Paint It Black was the worst phrase ever.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Buying black paint from Japan and finding out it’s just soy sauce because they think black paint is fancy.
I bought black paint from Japan and it was just soy sauce. I cried.
My brother got tricked into buying black paint and now he eats soy sauce for breakfast.
My friend tried to paint his room black and it tasted like soy sauce.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A song about starting over after you messed up and you’re too tired to fight anymore.
I listened to Paint It Black after I failed my test and I felt better.
My sister sang Paint It Black after her dog ran away.
My dad used Paint It Black to get through his divorce.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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