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when a guy still has some jizz on his willy and uses it to whack a girl in the face like she’s a canvas, leaving a gooey mess that looks like a bad art project
He walked up to her and said, 'I’m giving you a face paint job,' then slapped her with his sticky dick.
She was eating her taco when he decided to slap her with his cum-coated pecker.
He pulled out his smelly willy and said, 'This is how you say hello.'