Paintball sex

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When you're so drunk you think your girlfriend is a paintball machine and you shoot her with your dick and your balls go boom like a firecracker.

I tried to do paintball sex and now my balls are bruised and I can't sit down.

My girlfriend said I hit her like a paintball cannon.

I thought I was playing a game, but it turned into a war.

When you're so wild during sex you might as well be playing paintball with no clothes on and you end up with a black eye and a broken nose.

I did paintball sex and now I look like I got hit by a car.

My girlfriend bit me so hard I had to punch her in the gut.

I thought I was having fun, but I ended up in the hospital.