paintball on jet-skis

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when your best friends go full chaos on jet-skis while you're stuck at home eating cereal and crying

I was eating cereal and crying because my friends were blasting paintball on jet-skis

You missed the best part of the day because you were too busy being sad

I had to eat cereal alone while they were having a party on water

when your friends make a mess of paint and water while you’re stuck watching them from the shore like a loser

I watched them spray paint everywhere like they owned the lake

They looked like they were having fun while I was just standing there being me

I had to watch my friends have fun because I didn’t get a jet-ski

when your friends rip it up on water with paint while you're stuck eating chips and being a nobody

They were making a mess on the lake while I was eating chips like a nobody

I had to eat chips and be sad because my friends were having fun

I was just sitting there with chips while they were making war on water