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Paintball markers are for speedball or airball. Airsoft players think they're fancy, but they’re just shiny toys. Real guns are made for woodsball and scenarios. If you don’t know what an A5 is, you’re not worth your weight in CO2.
I’ve seen a marker go through a wall like it was a cheeseburger.
That kid thinks his marker is cool because it’s pink.
He tried to play woodsball with a speedball gun. It looked like he got run over by a truck.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Paintball markers are for people who think they’re tough. Real gear is made for fighting in the woods or on the field. If you’ve never seen an A5, you don’t know what real power looks like.
He said his marker was top of the line. It broke after five shots.
She tried to do a scenario with a speedball gun. She looked like a lost puppy.
That guy claims he plays woodsball. He’s been shot three times.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Paintball markers are for show-offs who think they’re cool. Real players use guns built to last. If you don’t know what an A5 is, you probably still use plastic bullets.
His marker looked like it came from a candy store. It died after one game.
She used a speedball gun in woodsball. She got lost and cried.
He claims he plays scenarios with his marker. He’s been shot twice.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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