Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a girl’s butt is so good it makes you want to slap paint on it and call it a masterpiece

My cousin's butt looked like a painting I wanted to hang in my room

That girl walked in and I instantly wanted to paint her ass

I saw her butt and I swear I could’ve cried from how good it looked

2

When a girl's ass is so tight and perfect it should be in a museum and you should be the curator

Her butt looked like it should have a plaque next to it

I walked by and saw her butt and I instantly got a job offer from the museum

That ass was so good I wanted to charge people to see it

3

When a girl’s butt is so good it makes you think God took a break just to make it

Her ass was so good I thought God took a lunch break

I saw her butt and I thought God had a side job

That ass was divine, like God’s best work

4

When a girl's ass is so good it makes you forget your own name and just want to stare at it

I saw her butt and I forgot my name

Her ass was so good I couldn’t remember my own name

I stared at her butt so long I lost my name

5

When a girl’s butt is so good it makes you wish you could live in it

Her ass looked like a house I wanted to move into

That butt was so good I wanted to live inside it

I saw her butt and I thought about moving in

6

When a girl's ass is so good it makes you want to give it a Grammy and a standing ovation

Her butt was so good I gave it a Grammy

I saw her butt and I stood up and clapped like it was a concert

That ass was so good it deserved a standing ovation