Paint trade

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When two cars crash at a slow speed and scratch each other up like a bunch of sore losers
My dad’s car got all scuffed up from a paint trade with a Toyota
That paint trade left my car looking like a raccoon got into a paint can
Paint trade with a minivan left my car looking like it had a bad hair day
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When two cars crash and it’s so bad it’s like they’re trying to murder each other
That paint trade looked like a car fight from a horror movie
My car got in a paint trade and it looked like it got run over by a truck
Paint trade with a pickup truck and my car looked like it had a face full of gravel
3
When two lesbian friends get busy and it’s like they’re both on their periods and it’s the best kind of messy
My cousin and her girlfriend had a paint trade and it was like a messy love letter
That paint trade looked like they were both covered in chocolate sauce and confetti
Paint trade between two women and it was like a messy dance party
4
When two gay guys push their poop from one butt to the other like it’s a game
My friend and his boyfriend had a paint trade and it was like a poop relay race
That paint trade looked like they were playing a game with their butts
Paint trade between two guys and it was like a poop tag team match
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When you’re doing it with a hot guy and you accidentally poop on him and it’s the worst
I had a paint trade with my crush and it was like the worst date ever
That paint trade looked like he got a surprise from the toilet
I had a paint trade and my crush looked like he got attacked by a toilet monster
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