Paint trade

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When two cars crash at a slow speed and scratch each other up like a bunch of sore losers

My dad’s car got all scuffed up from a paint trade with a Toyota

That paint trade left my car looking like a raccoon got into a paint can

Paint trade with a minivan left my car looking like it had a bad hair day

When two cars crash and it’s so bad it’s like they’re trying to murder each other

That paint trade looked like a car fight from a horror movie

My car got in a paint trade and it looked like it got run over by a truck

Paint trade with a pickup truck and my car looked like it had a face full of gravel

When two lesbian friends get busy and it’s like they’re both on their periods and it’s the best kind of messy

My cousin and her girlfriend had a paint trade and it was like a messy love letter

That paint trade looked like they were both covered in chocolate sauce and confetti

Paint trade between two women and it was like a messy dance party

When two gay guys push their poop from one butt to the other like it’s a game

My friend and his boyfriend had a paint trade and it was like a poop relay race

That paint trade looked like they were playing a game with their butts

Paint trade between two guys and it was like a poop tag team match

When you’re doing it with a hot guy and you accidentally poop on him and it’s the worst

I had a paint trade with my crush and it was like the worst date ever

That paint trade looked like he got a surprise from the toilet

I had a paint trade and my crush looked like he got attacked by a toilet monster