Paint Thinner

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a stupid drink made with cheap whiskey, beer, sour stuff, and another cheap tequila. It tastes like a garbage can exploded
I drank that stupid drink and my tongue turned into a soggy sock
My cousin tried it and now he talks like a drunk raccoon
That drink is worse than my ex's personality
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the cheapest junk alcohol you can find in a store. It burns your throat like a fire and tastes like old socks and regret
I bought that cheap slop and it tasted like my mom’s old shoes
My brother chugged it and now he’s yelling at the ceiling
That stuff is so bad, it made my dog cry
3
all my friends drink paint thinner instead of bleach. They're stupid and they like it
My buddy drinks paint thinner and says it’s the best thing ever
My cousin’s mom drinks it and still thinks it’s a fine drink
I tried it once and now I hate my life
4
what dumbasses do when they stick their face in something and get sprayed with it
My little brother stuck his nose in it and got sprayed like a sprinkler
My friend tried it and now his nose is red and burning
I did that once and now I know what hell feels like
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