paint the windshield

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When a guy sprays his cum on a girl's glasses while she’s wearing them. She’s usually looking at him like he’s crazy.
He painted my windshield during lunch break and I had to wear contacts the rest of the day.
She got her glasses soaked with his stuff during a Zoom meeting. It was awkward.
He did it in the library and the librarian gave him a warning.
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When a man dumps his load on a woman’s glasses while she's wearing them. She doesn’t blink.
He painted the windshield during our first date and I still haven't forgiven him.
She got it done in the subway and had to wipe her lenses with a napkin.
He did it at work and her boss nearly lost his mind.
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When a guy shoots his cum on a girl’s glasses while she's wearing them. She just stares.
He painted my windshield in the car and I had to drive with my eyes half closed.
She got it done during a test and her teacher was not happy.
He did it at the mall and she had to go home and wash her lenses.
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