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When you blast your load everywhere in town like a madman. The bigger the town, the more points you get. Turns out, most of Detroit is white because of all the blasting.
I painted the town white after my boss yelled at me for wearing pajamas to work.
My cousin painted the town white during a parade because he was high on glitter.
After getting dumped, I painted the town white just to prove I was still cool.