Paint the Octopus

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A secret way to tell everyone you dropped your pants and let someone inside you for the very first time. The octopus is usually purple because that’s what your face looks like after it happens.
Hey man, I just painted the octopus and I’m still shaking.
She said she painted the octopus and now she’s bragging about it on Instagram.
My little brother painted the octopus and now he won’t stop talking about it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fancy way to say you got your cherry popped and it was so bad you might never recover. The octopus is purple because that’s what your brain looks like after it happens.
I painted the octopus in the back of the bus and now I can’t look my friends in the eye.
She painted the octopus in the parking lot and now she’s got a new nickname.
My dog painted the octopus and I had to take him to the vet.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A way to say you let someone inside you for the first time and it was so bad it might as well have been a crime. The octopus is purple because it’s the color of your soul after it happens.
He painted the octopus in the mall and now he’s famous.
She painted the octopus in the gym and now she’s got a whole following.
I painted the octopus in my bedroom and my mom is never going to let me live it down.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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