Paint Sauce

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When something is so good it makes your brain explode and your pants smell like a garbage can.
This pizza is Paint Sauce. I ate it and now I’m talking to my dog.
That concert was Paint Sauce. I still hear the music in my head.
This video game is Paint Sauce. I played it for 12 hours and still didn’t finish.
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When something is so awesome it makes you forget your own name and start cussing at your mom.
That movie was Paint Sauce. I watched it twice and still didn’t get the ending.
This cake is Paint Sauce. I ate it and now I’m floating.
That joke was Paint Sauce. I laughed so hard I cried.
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When something is so cool it makes you feel like a superhero and your dog starts barking at you.
That car is Paint Sauce. I want to drive it and eat tacos at the same time.
That song is Paint Sauce. I listened to it and now I can dance like a flamingo.
That app is Paint Sauce. I used it for 10 minutes and now I’m rich.
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When something is so good it makes you forget your own name and start cussing at your dad.
That burger is Paint Sauce. I ate it and now I’m talking to my cat.
That game was Paint Sauce. I played it for 8 hours and now I’m tired.
That joke was Paint Sauce. I laughed so hard I broke my chair.
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When something is so awesome it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire and your dog starts dancing.
That movie was Paint Sauce. I watched it and now I can speak Spanish.
That cake is Paint Sauce. I ate it and now I’m flying.
That song is Paint Sauce. I listened to it and now I can sing like a bird.
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When something is so cool it makes you feel like you’re a rockstar and your mom starts crying.
That car is Paint Sauce. I want to drive it and eat ice cream at the same time.
That app is Paint Sauce. I used it for 5 minutes and now I’m a billionaire.
That joke was Paint Sauce. I laughed so hard I broke my table.
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